Yes, the language is excessive.  But the tale is incredible...
So I wake up this morning at 6am to the sounds of Banjo barfing next to the bed.  Next thing I know, he is racing around the bedroom, over and over our bed.  Then I hear this 'plop' and the end of the bed, and some shakes.  I get up to see Banjo on his side, legs flailing violenty with is his mouth wide open.  I think he's choking, so I stick my hand in to remove the obstruction.  I think I feel something, but I can't seem to get it out.  Banjo is still flailing in obvious pain.  I start to freak out, so I run down the hallway and burst into Matt's room.  I tell him that Banjo is choking, and that he should call the 24 hour pet ER for me.  But the time I get back to Banjo, he his mouth is closed, his breathing is a little labored, and he's still on this side.  It seems like the is slowly working whatever is choking him down his throat.  He is still struggling, but I think he's doing OK. 
But then all of a sudden the stops moving.  He's completely still, on his side.  I shake try to shake him to see if he'll move.  No luck.  I stare in disbelief.  Then I try and shake him again.  Still, absolutely no movement.  His feet are kind of stuck out to the side of him in a weird position that I've never seen before.  An unnatural position. 
Then the thought comes to me, "Holy shit, Banjo is dead."  I start yelling and moaning, and I toss our bed across the room.  I start thinking about how I'm going to miss him, about how Emily's going to take it, and about what the heck you do with a dead dog.  Then as I get up from the ground  (because I was wollowing on my knees), it seems like Banjo's head moved a bit.  I wait a little longer, and suddenly the 'dood jumps up, good as new.  I can hardly believe it.  Just moments earlier I thought I had lost poor Banjo, and now he seems fine.  I can't tell you how happy I felt right then!
After I look at Banjo to see if he's OK, I call up the pet ER to tell them what happened.  Then I take a shower and take Banjo to have a vet look at him.  The vet said his heart rate was perfect, he had a strong pulse, and his color was good.  She also said that he could have had a seizure, or that he could have fainted from the vomiting.  I still had a suspition that he had choked on something (b/c I really did feel something rigtht when I woke up.  But it was 6am, my mind was racing and my heart was pounding - not neccesarily in the best of conditions to observe my suroundings) so Banjo gets an x-ray.  Nothing there, just a lot of stool.  So I put Banjo in the back of the car and take him to work, where I check on him every few hours.
This is probably the most frightening experience of my entire life.  I don't know what I would have done if I would have lost Banjo.  Maybe we should change his name to Lazirous.
Friday, December 12, 2008
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2 comments:
Neil, I'm so glad that Banjo is okay! How on earth did you throw your bed across the room?
FYI: You CAN give dogs the Heimlich maneuver if they choke on something.
I am so glad your story had a happy ending :0)
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